REVIEW - TOTAL RHUBARB by J. Archer Avary
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It's not often that I read a collection of poetry and think that I'll keep
it by me, but such is the case with this exquisitely painful work by J.
Ar...
11 months ago
7 comments:
I'm confused. Am I on holiday with you at the moment?
If you are, god help us all. You'll end up getting married. I pity the kids.
Let me explain. Due to a clerical error myself & 3 colleagues are taking lodgings in the UK's own Guantanamo, the Elvedon Forest CenterParcs. This is no holiday. After we have finished breaking rocks near R.A.F Lakenheath to the sound of low-flying American warmongers playing with their toys, we are escorted to the camp to do some real work. Our Wing Commander is coincidentally another Perry. Mark 'Cubby' Perry. He claims not to know you but there again he would. They won't catch him with that one again, no siree..
Oh, right. So I'm not on holiday then? That's a bloody shame.
I was confused too. But I did start at Week Two, Day Two which is my own fault. Or perhaps the fault of the French. You choose. I look forward to finding out how this ends, like one of those Choose Your Own Adventure books that were popular for about three weeks in 1986. But without the, er, choosing bit.
Turn to page 76.
Fourstar - I turned to page 76 but it was closed. Something to do with reconstruction over the down period apparently. Are there any other pages you can recommend? I heard that 44 was a bit racy but it was stuck illegibly to 46 & 48. Any tips gratefully received..
I'd love to help but now I'm stuck in a seemingly endless loop around pages 23,94 and 127. So I guess my tip would be:
"Don't turn to pages 23, 94 or 127."
Thanks.
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